It’s certainly worth to read.?

How often do you get a call and hear a lilting voice say, “Hi! I am Pooja calling from XYZ bank. Sir, we are offering free platinum credit card to our customers. Are you interested?” (uttered in a single breath) And you think, “Oh no, not again!” You politely (or rudely) reply, “Sorry, I am not interested.” And the conversation ends there. But imagine a reply that frustrates the caller with your witty response. I have some cool ideas for making these unsolicited calls a pleasant experience. My friends and I have applied these ideas and we have derived immense pleasure from such pranks. We have frustrated them more than the other way round.

It’s certainly worth to read.?

I got about two paragraphs into this and thought:

%26quot;Wow, this is so NOT worth reading, I%26#039;m gonna stop now.%26quot;

It’s certainly worth to read.?

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wow|||Okay. that wasn%26#039;t worth a read. Sorry to say.|||First off, did you type all of this? If so bravo. Secondly, was it really necesary? Anytime I hear a %26quot;hello, we%26#039;re calling from so-and-so offering x product%26quot;, the first thing they hear is *click*.|||LOL thats funny she got punked.|||haha i was watching seinfeld and he had a very clever way... something like... i%26#039;m really busy right now, can i get your number to call you back and the caller would be like no... then you say then what makes you think i like being called at my house?

it was something like that...|||Could this bee a scam..and what country is this in..

How much is 1.5 Lakh ...Im in the US..|||i didnt read the whole thing.

but who is POOJA?

interesting.. name..|||I read the first couple of %26#039;suggestions%26#039; but I didn%26#039;t read all of them. The ones I read ARE funny though! I think they%26#039;d probably realise you were taking the micky out of them and hang up you, rather than vice versa.|||Hmmmm.....Kahaan se copy paste kara tha CM Gogo?|||got a bit bored reading such a lengthy conversation.......by the way who has that much time to waste,talking soooo much.....%26quot;NOT INTERESTED%26quot;is a better option...than going on a ride with POOJA..............|||Kidhar see copy paste kiya hai yee saab??|||oh yeah great!...ut unfortunately i%26#039;ve NEVER received such calls and if i do in the future, then sure i%26#039;%26#039;%26#039; try them out...thanks!|||lol, good one.

But I%26#039;d ask Pooja for a date :D|||A very very nice solution on the erotic callers.

I had got bored of all this offers and was thinking the same to them as like them.

Also i had done once.

I don%26#039;t remember her name.

Girl: Sir, I am .......... from ICICI bank

Me: Hi ..........

Girl: I offer you loan on 13.50% interest.

Me: OK

Girl: Are you interested sir?

Me: I study in 12th standerd

Girl: Sorry sir.

I replyied that even though i am not in 12th.

Your reply to them were funny i liked them.|||I have just one asnwer to this

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.....tht was an interesting question....and very good idea....!!!

Fine guys....what if its copied and pasted from somewhere .....atleast you got the information...may be u dont realize but i know how tacky its to manage such calls...its ok..thnks CM!|||that is so cool man|||ya it was certainly worth to read...........

anyways good idea.................|||LOL......i could not stop laughing and i thank you for making me laugh.............It was worth reading and was interesting........|||COOL.................

it was fantastic

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:D|||GOOD FOR YOU .|||%26quot;SUPERB%26quot;.You got 2 have big, good brains 4 all these answers and pranks.What baffles me is a studious boy(nerd)

playing such pranks..Good ...you are on the right track....keep going.

It was sure worth reading.

ThankS:) 4 making me smile.

But I wonder whether u %26#039;ve posted it in right section or not!!

anyways you have a good sense of humour.(4 sure)|||wow

but it was soo funny!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

lol!!!|||wow!! ye sab to Superhit ideas hain!! now instead of running away from these phone calls, i will be waiting for them.. LOL!!

earlier, i used to tell them, that i%26#039;m not interested.. but then i realised.. that they sit only to make phone calls.. and to make hundred more calls to us wont hurt them!

now i reply like this.. %26quot;oh! Pooja.. yaar, kitne dino baad phone kiya tune.. kaisi hai?? Pata hai tu mujhe kitna miss karti hai.. isiliye phone kiya.. aur.. accha ab apna no. dede.. me phone kar liya karoongi.. baithke gappe maarenge..%26quot;

on hearing this.. she kept the phone immediately n never called back (thank goodness!)

:))|||Very Nice Conversations. I maybe trying it out if a chance arises.

Here is another conversation:

Pooja: Hello, Sir I am calling from Sahara Real Estate.

Me: Hi, How are you?

Pooja: Fine Sir, Are you interested in our new venture at Andheri at very low rates?

Me: Why are you talking so fast? Come on tell me again, this time slowly

Pooja: [she repeats everything]

Me: Pooja, Don%26#039;t be tensed, feel free, be cool

Pooja: [She mumbles something.[

Me: Pooja I think you need to join Meditation classes.

Pooja: Sir, It is not a joke...

Me: Don%26#039;t get angry so soon, breathe slowly, come on do it now, breathe slowly, count 10 to inhale and count 5 to exhale

Pooja: Disconnects the call!!!!

:-)|||Nice!!!|||Thanks|||u r right, these telecallers are really a nuisence. but insteading of wasting all my time and energy i simply say no, thanks and just disconnect. these pests are not worth wasting your time on them