The Taxi Ride?

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), %26quot;If you don%26#039;t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!%26quot; So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, %26quot;How much for a ride to the airport, %26quot; he asked? %26quot;Fifteen bucks, %26quot; came the reply. %26quot;And how much for you to give me a b***j*b on the way?%26quot; %26quot;What?! Get the hell out of my cab.%26quot; The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked %26quot;How much for a ride to the airport?%26quot; The cabbie replied %26quot;fifteen bucks.%26quot; The businessman said %26quot;OK%26quot; and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

The Taxi Ride?

Oh my god. That was sooo dam funny.

Thanks for the laughs.........I need them right now.

The Taxi Ride?

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ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh|||Wicked!

Where the heck did you get that from???

You got us all rolling about in hysterics, wish I could give you more stars! **********|||This is truely the funniest thing I have read all morning|||one of the best jokes i have read in here%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;|||lol lol lol ll lol lol lollollol lol|||nice|||Revenge, a dish best served cold.|||Brilliant ! ha ha ha , thanks for the chuckles!|||Cool, I love it. ***lol*** an a star for you...|||LMGDAO!! Now that%26#039;s a cracker Jim!|||A good way to get back.|||Ha ha revenge is sweet!! lol!

:-)))|||LOL

funny

thx for sharing :)|||hahahahahaa|||funny ha ha|||Very good,|||brilliant|||He%26#039;s going to have a hard time explaining that to the other cab drivers!|||lmfao...very funny.*|||I don%26#039;t get it...??|||o m g

that like the funnest thing ever|||That%26#039;s absolutely brilliant. Star for you, a laugh for me.|||good story jim

star|||great one thanks for the laugh ha ha ha ha ha|||Very good thanks|||OOOOWWWW!!! Good one!!! Hahahahahahaha ?|||That%26#039;s a good and witty one!

It%26#039;s long but it doesn%26#039;t feel that way! LOL|||Pmsl what a way to get even, well done!

Thx for always making me laugh with your jokes Jim

keep em coming

starred!